Authority to the Airgunning World

Where instigating argumentative debates and stepping on egos are the rule.

Tuesday, September 15, 2009

I never thought it would come to this, but now we have yellow forum dating services!

Russ Best is available

I'm a little confused about the thread header. Isn't this the guy who has tons of negative feedback on the yellow BOI? If you were a master tuner it wouldn't take three years to tune and return a gun.

Anyway, back to the action:

Male seeking Male

Russ's turn-ons:

1. Someone nice to talk to
2. Same age bracket as me (80+)
3. Fisting


1. Sober
2. Dress well
3. Running a legitimate business

Motto: "Don't drop your keys"!

Wednesday, September 09, 2009

If you want to really bewilder airgunners you pull this out of your ass:

target="_blank">Jerry rigging a Gamo


1. Easy to cock.
2. Cheap platform.
3. High velocity numbers.


1. Upgrade costs more than rifle.
2. Cheap fit and finish.
3. Have to basically rebuild gun.

I love how he uses the lightest pellets to show high chrony #'s. How are the groups at 50 yards? I'd be surprised if they hit a paper target the size of a square foot . You won't hear from this guy again.

Tuesday, September 01, 2009

Every person has milestones while going though life. Examples are:

1. Graduate from college.
2. Getting married.
2. First child.
4. Ugliest t-shirt in the universe

We have come to that milestone where the wearer of the shirt is more important than all the previous milestones put together. To pull this off takes ingenuity and many years of hard work.

I thought the white trash trucker shirts were the worst, but this one takes the cake. Guess which t-shirt won? You guessed it, the one right in the middle.

I also recommend bathing at least once a week, and washing clothes once a month. Not sure if wearer of the ugliest shirt in the universe adheres to this schedule.

I can only imagine how bad the dialogue would be as some poor fool asked about it.

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