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Monday, October 15, 2007


BB Pelletier identity leaked! You saw it here first.
You must be thinking it is one of the elite in the airgun community. Is it:

1. Larry "dipshit" Durham
2. Timmy "Larry's bitch" McMurray
3. Tom Gaylord
4. Sonnysan
5. Steve in NC

Let's go through each candidate one at a time.

Dipshit Durham: Pyramid's blog doesn't reference MAC1 enough. On top of this, Larry requested his superiority in the business must be recognized in every other post. As you can see from pyramid's blog, all kinds of guns are referenced. Therefore, he's out of the contest.

TimmyMac: Due to an overinflated ego and short man's complex, McMurray suffers the same fate as Durham. Not enough frequent free marketing nor pedestal elevation. Ass kissing is the name of the game for these two.

Tom Gaylord: Has been know to be contracted to write columns for Shotgun News and cheaper than dirt. He has been in the business for many years. Books include The R-1 supermagnum and airgun publications.

Sonnysan: Is a culimation of the other three. Loves to stir the pot, well educated, and has been know to use alter egos to cloak his identity online.

Steve in NC: Although very technical, his leadership is questionable. Will this gearhead make the cut?

B.B. Pelletier is :

You guessed it, the one and only Sonnysan is the man behind the keyboard. Suck it, airgun community! Now I need to post on the pyramid blog and discredit this place. More information will follow in future posts.

11 Comments:

Anonymous Anonymous said...

After several entries that were legit airgun blogs, I was getting a bit worried. It is good to see you back in form...

I love it!

1:04 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Sonny-- Tell us what you REALLY think of the USFT and the geniuses behind it, ok? LOL

ps. Start showing some Durham/Mac style ass kissing and you too could be recognized as an airgun icon one day - or at least accepted into the inner circle. All it takes is a little practice!

11:29 PM  
Blogger respect said...

Sonny,
How dare you pick on LD why the man has years of stuff behind him and most recently helped design THE best airgun vlave out there Thats right the Filarms (aka vaporware) Caiman and he stands behind Filarms too WAY behind.
And well Tim is a nice guy too, I personally have seen him drink beers in the parking lot while forgetting who he sold an untuned "tunded" Bam to. Also as the import license holder for Filarms, should Chris not come through Tim may be the resource that everyone gets thier money back from.
Otherwise pretty funny stuff you write.
http://filarmscaiman.blogspot.com/

5:51 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

I think what this blog needs is an "ASK SONNYSAN" column. The airgunning world needs someone we can go to and get the real skinny on any number of topics, including world events, politics, and even airguns, and not be afraid of being put down in the event we disagree with an Airgun God or a kiss-ass paid off moderator.

For instance without this we'd have to listen to how great the LD's and Mac's of the world are by LD and Mac saying it themselves!

Thanks, Sonny. You are a ray of light in an otherwise dungeon of BS.

11:55 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Dear Sonnysan,

Who is the biggest asshole in airgunning today?

From a newby guy out of Arkansas....

11:58 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

I agree newby guy from Ark! We need this!

JM

12:06 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Dear Sonnysan.....

My girlfriend screams out your name every time we have sex.

What should I do?

Big John

12:08 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Well to what Respect said, I too agree there needs to be some deeper "investigative reporting" concerning this Filarms caper.

Not only that, how come those guys that were rabidly backing up Filarms all the way on the forums get a free ride when probably lots of people who ponied up money are SOL based on the say so of these airgod endorsers? Where are these same Filarms backers now? Don't they owe these same folks some public explanation for why they suddenly aren't so gung ho about their pal?

How about it Sonny? You gonna find out the particulars of what really went down? Looks like nobody else really is.

10:37 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Toooooo funny! Btw, notice how Timmy Mac all of a sudden gets REAL QUIET if his USFT doesn't win a match? In this case it was only the Calif FT Finals on Oct. 27, 28 in his own backyard. I think a Steyr won. Otherwise he'd be having a premature forum airgasm with LD slathering all over themselves. LOL Just goes to show ya it be mainly about selling more of dem USFT's and nuthin too much about his blah blah blah 'promotin da sport' BS. LOL

7:58 AM  
Blogger Brent said...

Sweet

3:26 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

This is fucking stupid.

8:05 AM  

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