Authority to the Airgunning World

Where instigating argumentative debates and stepping on egos are the rule.

Monday, February 05, 2007


You won't believe this, but I've been appointed the super special position of airgun moderator on the yellow forum! That's right kids, please don't tell anyone. It is only between you and me. Steve is sick and tired of managing lame posts that get absolutely nowhere. He simply can't be bothered with nonsense. That's when the iron fist of sonnysan comes into play. Go ahead and blame Steve or whoever. I'm in the driver's seat now and there is nothing you can do to stop me. Do you want to know how you become an airgun moderator? Great question. Here is the questionaire you must complete for consideration:

1. Have you ever been banned from an online message board?

A. Yes
B. No

2. Do you have an open mind?

A. Yes
B. No

3. Would you be open to oral favors since I'm the forum owner, creator of the universe?

A. Yes
B. No

Note: An answer of NO will automatically disqualify you for consideration.

4. Highest grade completed:

A. Grammar school
B. Middle school (preferred)
C. High school dropout

You see, it wasn't that hard. Lie if you must. I have to be going now. I need to start deleting your posts on the yellow forum!

3 Comments:

Anonymous Anonymous said...

I just cant get enough of the Steve/Yellow Forum bashing! It is freaking hilarious!

8:23 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Sonny your gonna make Steve cry if you keep it up...He is about one power mad muther aint he...If it were not for James passing he would be just another clueless poster...James must be disgusted

9:42 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

I think you just admitted to answering question 3 with a yes..

Funny Stuff

9:00 AM  

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