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Thursday, February 01, 2007

It keeps getting better as Steve in CT digs himself more into a hole everyday. Here is some new material. No surprises here, as Steve is acting like his moronic self:

Baseless Threat #1

Baseless Threat #2

Since I know Steve isn't intelligent enough to understand what he is saying, I'll take the honors of interpreting the above posts, then draw out a letter to the FBI Cybercrime department. I'll even give him my permission to copy and paste it.

Baseless threat #1: Basically, I have no idea what I am talking about. This wiseguy named Sonnysan posted how to get around my foolproof IP banning scheme. If it wasn't for him, I would be getting away with the invincible forum admin award. Since I know he is more intelligent, I must threaten posters with my demigod status while learning from his blog. There is simply no other way around it.

Baseless threat #2: Zing, I order you to change your personality now. I am in complete control, and you will do whatever I say. Mother jokes are out of the question, as they are taken very seriously on the Internet. In almost all cases you've never met each other, let alone his/her mother. Common sense should tell you it's a felony. Yes, I'm more powerful than the president.

Letter to FBI cybercrime division:

From: SS

To: Anyone who will listen

Lately I've had a couple posters raise some serious issues on my thriving Internet message board, the yellow forum. These posters are behaving very badly. Examples are name calling, insinuating people's mothers are whores, etc. You know; terrorist threats. Other members of the board are very concerned, and want it brought to national attention. Help me please! I can count on you to keep the balance in this turbulant virtual reality.

With all my love,

Steve in CT


Anonymous Anonymous said...

Yep you called it right sonny. Steve in Ct is a moron, no doubt about it. Love your blog. It has been laughing so hard I cry. Keep it up.

9:50 PM  

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