Authority to the Airgunning World

Where instigating argumentative debates and stepping on egos are the rule.

Monday, February 19, 2007

For those of you who want the total airgun experience, the yellow forum is the place for you. Although I love blasting Steve, I have to give credit where credit is due. He really has expanded the site, and made it better that it ever has been. The BOI saved me from one bad transaction already. I thank him for that.
Now it's time for the happy fun slander corner. Today's topic is why should you switch to the yellow. Let's pick the #2 airgun message forum: straightshooters (SS). Dumb posts abound, and here are a few:

1. Talk me out of buying a gun from straightshooters.
2. Which scope mount should I use for gun x?
3. Here are some pics of my stock guns from SS. Please hi five me.
4. SS is the best! Your shipping is awesome!

Funny thing is Kevin totally denies it's a newbie forum. Look at the posts and see for yourself. I also like his claim that it's an international forum. Duh, as any URL on the web with a www address is international.
The worst part about this forum is you can't talk about any other vendors if SS sells the same or similar item.
Perfect situation is someone asking about muzzlebrakes. Anyone who knows would refer him to mac1 or custombrakz. But since they are in competition with one SS, you can't talk about it. In the end they guy who posts will probably buy a inferior brake with SS. That's what he gets for posting on a heavy handed site.

Monday, February 05, 2007

You won't believe this, but I've been appointed the super special position of airgun moderator on the yellow forum! That's right kids, please don't tell anyone. It is only between you and me. Steve is sick and tired of managing lame posts that get absolutely nowhere. He simply can't be bothered with nonsense. That's when the iron fist of sonnysan comes into play. Go ahead and blame Steve or whoever. I'm in the driver's seat now and there is nothing you can do to stop me. Do you want to know how you become an airgun moderator? Great question. Here is the questionaire you must complete for consideration:

1. Have you ever been banned from an online message board?

A. Yes
B. No

2. Do you have an open mind?

A. Yes
B. No

3. Would you be open to oral favors since I'm the forum owner, creator of the universe?

A. Yes
B. No

Note: An answer of NO will automatically disqualify you for consideration.

4. Highest grade completed:

A. Grammar school
B. Middle school (preferred)
C. High school dropout

You see, it wasn't that hard. Lie if you must. I have to be going now. I need to start deleting your posts on the yellow forum!

Thursday, February 01, 2007

It keeps getting better as Steve in CT digs himself more into a hole everyday. Here is some new material. No surprises here, as Steve is acting like his moronic self:

Baseless Threat #1

Baseless Threat #2

Since I know Steve isn't intelligent enough to understand what he is saying, I'll take the honors of interpreting the above posts, then draw out a letter to the FBI Cybercrime department. I'll even give him my permission to copy and paste it.

Baseless threat #1: Basically, I have no idea what I am talking about. This wiseguy named Sonnysan posted how to get around my foolproof IP banning scheme. If it wasn't for him, I would be getting away with the invincible forum admin award. Since I know he is more intelligent, I must threaten posters with my demigod status while learning from his blog. There is simply no other way around it.

Baseless threat #2: Zing, I order you to change your personality now. I am in complete control, and you will do whatever I say. Mother jokes are out of the question, as they are taken very seriously on the Internet. In almost all cases you've never met each other, let alone his/her mother. Common sense should tell you it's a felony. Yes, I'm more powerful than the president.

Letter to FBI cybercrime division:

From: SS

To: Anyone who will listen

Lately I've had a couple posters raise some serious issues on my thriving Internet message board, the yellow forum. These posters are behaving very badly. Examples are name calling, insinuating people's mothers are whores, etc. You know; terrorist threats. Other members of the board are very concerned, and want it brought to national attention. Help me please! I can count on you to keep the balance in this turbulant virtual reality.

With all my love,

Steve in CT