Authority to the Airgunning World

Where instigating argumentative debates and stepping on egos are the rule.

Wednesday, January 31, 2007


Tired of being censored and beat-down by forum admins who don't have a clue what they are doing? Well, there is a better way! In this installment, I will show you how to trick those forum fools from ever messing with your hard earned message board access. Check out deadbeat dad by proxy:


I can't handle you kids!

Follow these easy steps:


1. Create a temporary e-mail account. Your choice: yahoo, hotmail, 10 minute mail, etc.:


http://www.10minutemail.com/

2. If you don't already have it, download the firefox browser:

http://www.mozilla.com/en-US/

3. Download and install tor:

http://tor.eff.org/

4. Create new account at network54:

http://www.network54.com/

You can now tell the forum admins to "bite me" and cause havoc on their precious, beloved forum. Enjoy!

Friday, January 12, 2007




Our first hate mail! I can assure whoever does this it will be posted here. Without waisting anytime, let's get right to it:

From: SS

Re: welcome run over

You are no longer welcome on the Yellow forums. Do not post there.
Consider this an official notification from the owner.
Thank you
Steve

Oh no! The forum OWNER e-mailed me. I'm seriously freaking out right now. He went to godaddy.com, registered yellowforum.com at $6/year, and pays network54 to host the website that network54 created. This is something to be really proud of at 60.

I would love to see this guy's resume. In fact, this is my vision right now:

Steve in CT
1234 Looser Lane
Mega Ego, CT
888-bow-to-me

Job titles I've had from the last 10 years:

1. Full time - Janitor
2. Part time - Forum Owner (To counter balance the primary job)
3. Part time - Dead-beat dad

It's sad that the owner harbors criminals (Russ Best, Mike Myers), but when he's the butt of a joke, he can't take it. Something to be really proud of buddy.

I know he is just itching for me to post so he can delete it. He will never get that oppritunity, as plan B was put into the works immediately. I can't tell you the details, but it is working flawlessly! It must be driving him crazy that he can't delete or alter this blog too. Poor guy.


Monday, January 08, 2007


Yellow Forum Owner is about to be given walking papers! That's right folks, read it and weep from monster.com:

High-Performance Airgun forum Administrator:

The website manager will be maintaining and providing content for our website with the goal of creating a website that is a community resource.

Duties will include managing and editing content and images, data entry of content, building website relationships, seeking website partnerships, managing basic website layouts, message board management, managing chat room applications, and act as a liaison to the corporate marketing department.

The Web Manager must be able to make a seamless communication process, and maintain an authentic airgun experience for the website.


For consideration, please e-mail: eagleaetos@yahoo.com


Apparently,

This was the last straw for upper management


However, the replys from the community at large are mixed. Check out these quotes from self-proclaimed gurus:


"I'm sick and tired of his strong-arm tactics. Either he goes or I go"! - Wanda Kitching


"I'd make love to Steve in CT if I had the oppritunity". - Carl AKA Thumper2


"Will I have another shot at buying the forum when Steve is booted"? - Tim McMurray


"He really doesn't have the maturity to run an airgun forum. Maybe he should consider running a Xbox forum first". - Ric Douglas