Authority to the Airgunning World

Where instigating argumentative debates and stepping on egos are the rule.

Thursday, May 25, 2006

It's Q&A time! Well boys and girls, you have many uneducated questions. I'll take a half-hour out of my day (Normally a billable rate of $100) to answer them one at a time.

Question 1:

I'm buying a starter airgun for my son/daughter. I want you to compare and contrast all models within a hundred dollar price range. I'd like you to compare the fit and finish, trigger, accuracy, c-t-c, and maintenance required for each rifle. After you've done this homework, I want to know which airgun is the best pick while you provide the evidence supporting your claim.

WTF? These people have a lot of nerve asking others to do their homework. The scary thing is the old farts on the boards trip over each other to answer this one question broken into 20 sub-questions. Oftentimes the retards who ask the question don't listen to or appreciate the responses anyway. You deserve an early death if you answer these threads.

Sunday, May 14, 2006

Somehow the technical posts create a lot of respect for the poster who writes them. Why? I'm not exactly sure, but theory envelopes the entire thought. If you want to be popular while debating about topics that have zero relevance in the real world, talk about:

1. Debouncing hammers
2. Corkscrewing pellets

And other lame observations by Yrrah and Steve in NC.
If anyone challenges your theory, just reference some obscure scientific journal. You are always right, and no one can take that away from you.
Why do people believe everything they hear? Everyone is always looking for the next best gadget, only to find that most are worthless. Examples include:

1. Many of the pellet pouches on the market today.
2. Low end scopes.
3. Daisy and Crosman products.

Tuesday, May 09, 2006

There are so many stupid posts on the airgun boards it is pathetic. Do you people think? I didn't think so either.

Popular questions that get you absolutely nowhere:

1. How old were you when you heard of gun safes?
2. What kind of airgun would you choose for survival?
3. What pellet does my gun like best?
4. This scope vs. that scope.
5. This gun vs. that gun.

The list goes on and on. Do you people ever get tired of it? Talking and debating endlessly about nothing.

Tuesday, May 02, 2006

It's post of the month time! This where you people vote for your favorite post for April '06. Just kidding. It's a lame idea only reserved for elementary school. However, the big boys at the yellow forum thrive on it!

Where are the grammar police? "We hunts and fish together", and "I'm father of a 9 & 13 year old boys"? The post is so sickening I couldn't get through the first paragraph.

I didn't realize how rampant inbreeding is throughout the nation. I can't do anything to stop the madness anyway. Dating your sister is just wrong!